March 2012
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friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
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February 2012
425 posts
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I can’t hate a person who work hard to impress everyone, but lying to impress people? Really now? Wow, you sink low.
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That awkward moment when you're standing with two...
most-awkward-moments:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
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Mum: __________ hasn't been over in a while.
Me: That's because ____________ turned out to be a cunt.
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first discovering a group: omfg how am i going to tell them apart
later in the obsession: omg yes that's him i can tell by his ear shape
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
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Anonymous asked: Oh u really show ur teeth upon request , if I ask you to show me urpussy would u?
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When my friend has a sunburn
fuckyeahlaughters:
Get the Best Medicine here :)
Anonymous asked: you so funny =] ann
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Anonymous asked: When you smile, y not show your teeth more? I kno ur insecure with your teeth, but youll never kno.
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all day: tired
time to go to bed: not tired
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